AND WTF is Hollywood starring all these nerdyass cracker kids?
Nerd #1
Jesse Eisenberg is the name. Starred in the movies Zombieland and Adventureland with the sweet, beautiful Kristen Stewart. Sadly...sad. I really wanna punch his ovaries. Then I'll let the zombies finish him off. His number one rule of surviving should be,"Remove dick-add more ovaries."Nerd #2
Michael Cera. Though he made Arrested Development a tad more entertaining, I will still need to punch his ovaries as well. I think its his style - I hate it. If I saw him working in that frozen banana stand, yeah, I'd probably buy a frozen banana with extra sauce, jab his ovaries, then shove it up his bunghole, and say,"Oh yea, you know you like that Cera..now you know how Juno feels...jerk."
Nerd #3
And here we have the nerdiest of them all - Nate Hartley. I actually feel bad for this kid. But nevertheless, screw it, ima still punch his ovaries. If you guys haven't watch Drillbit Taylor with this kid and two other scrawny little bitches co-staring with Owen Wilson, well, then, dont. But if you do, fast forward to the scene when Nate Hartley screams like as if I had really punched his ovaries...its great. I wonder if i be weally good, rad friends with him, if he'll let me see his ovaries up close.I hope so. I wanna see them. His ovaries. Nate Hartley's OVaries. :)
